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I mentioned somewhere that I was going in today for a colonoscopy. Well, I'm happy to report that the Dr. didn't find any abnormalities, all is well in the end.
It wasn't the worst experience of my life, but I'm glad that I won't have to do it again any time soon.

Did he Kiss ya Too?!
seriesly tho, Glad everything is good!

My new Doctors a babe, I was scared of them before (colon exam) till I met her... when she comes in, Ill tell her, do I take my clothes off now?she'll usually say not for a ear ache .... I told her if she'd buy me a couple of drinks we might talk about the colon thing.... havent heard back from her... Dr.s are so uppity......

Hornet_X wrote:Did he Kiss ya Too?!
seriesly tho, Glad everything is good!

Didn't even buy me a drink!

Ahhh theres nothing like the thrill of middle age . Laying there with your pants around your knees, so calm an quiet ya could almost have a lil nap . Then suddenly , brought back to a harsh reality by the snap sound a rubber glove makes .
Good it turned out good for you ..77.

my doc is a 6'7" Russian dude...with fingers 8 inches long...last time he saw me looking at his hands and said "I won't use ALL of it"

Like that old joke . Guy goes in for a check up an doctor gives him the Ol Hello check . Doc says ok Panther , drop your pants an bend over . This is just gonna take a minute . I,m just gonna put one hand on your back to steady you .After the initial shock , Panther is thinking , hey this aint so bad . ....Then after a few moments he realizes the doctor has BOTH his hands on his back .. Ouch ..77.

77hornetamx wrote:Like that old joke . Guy goes in for a check up an doctor gives him the Ol Hello check . Doc says ok Panther , drop your pants an bend over . This is just gonna take a minute . I,m just gonna put one hand on your back to steady you .After the initial shock , Panther is thinking , hey this aint so bad . ....Then after a few moments he realizes the doctor has BOTH his hands on his back .. Ouch ..77.

very funny Canafuk... oh Im sorry meant Canusuk, no thats not it...... Canajun... up yours mcKenzie.... get that rust bucket on the road yet? or did you let it die in peace...... Ill bet ya a $500.00 it wont make it to Texas, drive down here pull it in my driveway and Ill hand ya $500.. cash...and buy ya beer for the weekend.and pay for your food, free trip to paradise....motels on you..Im hearin lotsa talk no walk.... theres your bet fucker, BRING IT ON.... Im game...trust me these fuckers will hold me accountable.... Dennis