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What's the biggest Redneck thing you ever saw

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Postby spudster on Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:53 pm

just for the record 77, I don't think canadians are gay or even slightly un straight. I personally ahem had relations with a girl from canadia, and it took about five layers of skin off my dick she was so tough. and anyone who would spend their lives in a country as cold as the north pole, and fight off moose, bear, unknown life forms and mosquitos as big as your hand def ain't sissys. and everyone who ever watched spongebob{yes, that includes me} KNOWS spongebob is the stud and patrick is the fag. furthermore, 77 actually races a 77 hornet and thats gets the stamp of big balls from me. so don't hate me 77. I'm from texas, nobodys perfect. remember, sandy the squirrel is from texas, so we ain't all bad.
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Postby 77hornetamx on Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:43 pm

And now we have the semi famous " back pedalling " response .
Just waitin on Ol Shaky to step up ..77.
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Postby spudster on Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:49 pm

i wasn't back pedaling. I was sayin what I thought, and standing up for canadia. just never mind then, I don't know you anyhow.
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:24 am

All Im saying is if he wasnt a fag he'd be banging that squirrel chick, but NO he rather frolic around with a fat pink dude shaped like a star. Or some pale green guy with lots of arms,(makes ya think dont it?) you guys can be naive if ya want, I call them like I see them.... And as for racers not being gay.... apparently youve never talked to those INDY CAR guys at TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY... and there was that guy on the Cowtown Mopars Race Team, whos still in jail for being a gay pervert.
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:28 am

spudster wrote:just for the record 77, I don't think canadians are gay or even slightly un straight. I personally ahem had relations with a girl from canadia, and it took about five layers of skin off my dick she was so tough. and anyone who would spend their lives in a country as cold as the north pole, and fight off moose, bear, unknown life forms and mosquitos as big as your hand def ain't sissys. and everyone who ever watched spongebob{yes, that includes me} KNOWS spongebob is the stud and patrick is the fag. furthermore, 77 actually races a 77 hornet and thats gets the stamp of big balls from me. so don't hate me 77. I'm from texas, nobodys perfect. remember, sandy the squirrel is from texas, so we ain't all bad.
DRAFT DODGERS..... they speak french..... NUFF SAID.. :lol:
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:02 am

spudster wrote:just for the record 77, I don't think canadians are gay or even slightly un straight. I personally ahem had relations with a girl from canadia, and it took about five layers of skin off my dick she was so tough. and anyone who would spend their lives in a country as cold as the north pole, and fight off moose, bear, unknown life forms and mosquitos as big as your hand def ain't sissys. and everyone who ever watched spongebob{yes, that includes me} KNOWS spongebob is the stud and patrick is the fag. furthermore, 77 actually races a 77 hornet and thats gets the stamp of big balls from me. so don't hate me 77. I'm from texas, nobodys perfect. remember, sandy the squirrel is from texas, so we ain't all bad.
OH YEAH.. hes not gay he just likes to hang out with gay guys cause he likes the way they smell..... dont be naive. (insert spongue bob laugh)...... :lol: he needs to bend Sandy over the next crusty crab burger he sees and drive her head in the sand..tail pointing straight up.. thad be a good show.. :lol:
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Postby 69Rebel on Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:50 am

PANTHER CITY AMC wrote:....never talked to those INDY CAR guys at TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY... and there was that guy on the Cowtown Mopars Race Team, whos still in jail for being a gay pervert.


Indy Car guys are like the jockeys of motorsports!
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:25 pm

I got to go to a indy car race at TMS, I live right down the road, looked like a buncha ducks flying south for the winter..everyone in formation.. noone passed anyone. It was ok cause they were loud but not very exciting.. then ya hit the pits with all the PA LE VOO FRANCE' mothers fukers... and Im like...."why am I here again?'' Hopefully one day theyll build a drag strip at TMS. Only problem there is itd kill Ennis ,kenedale and Denton. everyone would want to be at TMS, its a hell of a place, the guy that owns it lives in my neighborhood, just havent been lucky enuf to meet him yet.
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Postby spudster on Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:45 pm

69Rebel wrote:
PANTHER CITY AMC wrote:....never talked to those INDY CAR guys at TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY... and there was that guy on the Cowtown Mopars Race Team, whos still in jail for being a gay pervert.


Indy Car guys are like the jockeys of motorsports!


I dunno, it makes me sick, but i like that one gay fag indy driver, whats his name, patrick danica, that little pussy makes my dick hard. I hate to admit bein a fag like that, but he's looks just like a hotchick. ok shoot me now :lol:
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Postby 69Rebel on Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:40 pm

Yeah, I could get a little curious for Danica Patrick!
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:40 pm

spudster wrote:
69Rebel wrote:
PANTHER CITY AMC wrote:....never talked to those INDY CAR guys at TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY... and there was that guy on the Cowtown Mopars Race Team, whos still in jail for being a gay pervert.


Indy Car guys are like the jockeys of motorsports!


I dunno, it makes me sick, but i like that one gay fag indy driver, whats his name, patrick danica, that little pussy makes my dick hard. I hate to admit bein a fag like that, but he's looks just like a hotchick. ok shoot me now :lol:
OK THERES ONE.... makes your dick hard but it doesnt get any bigger.(SPUD)........pretty bad when a girl can whip the shit outta buncha guys.... steppin on your manhood.that aint right.never the less Id do her in a heartbeat...Id put 5lbs of dick in her and slow her down.195 if shed take me too :lol: OK you being a fag, thats your own buisness, build my motor.... then we'll talk trash, You probably got the hots for Jeff Gordon too!!!!! Hes the male version of her but shes alot more manly.... :lol:
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:42 pm

jeff gordon in a wig= Danna kirpatick... :lol:
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Postby 77hornetamx on Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:40 pm

Wow , june musta been a bad month for me .
My new redneck trick is too pull out my new front teeth , and lick the food off of the brace part . Old Lady says thats the sickest thing she has ever seen . It makes me giggle .
I also like to set them near my plate an put a lil piece of my food in front of them , like they are eating too.
Also at haloween , me an Ding dressed up as cops . Ya I know at first I didnt want it at all , bu then I got done up like Henry Rollins , I,m a liar cop . Check it out on u tube .
Some diksmasher took a dont like on fer me in the bar we went too. . He bumped into me hard for the 2nd time an I,m like hey man wtf up . He said something stupid . I said how far is this gonna go . He said further then I wanted too . I said ok just a minute . Pulled out my teeth . I said to him I just got these last week . Handed them to a friend of mine . I go to fa g , Ok I,m ready . Guy didnt know what to do , and backed off really fast . We all laffed our azzes off over that .
One dude who was watching said ' that was a classic". And bought me a drink . ..77.
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Postby 69Rebel on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:08 pm

Just goin' up my own driveway, I hear the banjos a playin'. 8)
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