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What's the biggest Redneck thing you ever saw

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What's the biggest Redneck thing you ever saw

Postby Captain Awesome on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:53 am

A bud just gave me a riding mower for parts. It was his bro-in-laws. I was checking it out and decided to pull the air cleaner housing, cause somethin looked hokie. Well, apparently he needed an air filter, so he replaced it with a bird's nest. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I shoulda kept it or took a pic, but at the time I was just completely dumbfounded. So if ya ever wanna save a few bux, just look around in some tree's for a bird's nest, and stuff er in thar! :lol:
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Postby spudster on Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:59 pm

us rednecks never look at each others things. it ain't healthy. :?
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Re: What's the biggest Redneck thing you ever saw

Postby 69Rebel on Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:04 pm

Captain Awesome wrote:A bud just gave me a riding mower for parts. It was his bro-in-laws. I was checking it out and decided to pull the air cleaner housing, cause somethin looked hokie. Well, apparently he needed an air filter, so he replaced it with a bird's nest. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I shoulda kept it or took a pic, but at the time I was just completely dumbfounded. So if ya ever wanna save a few bux, just look around in some tree's for a bird's nest, and stuff er in thar! :lol:


ROFLMAO!!!!
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Re: What's the biggest Redneck thing you ever saw

Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:55 pm

Captain Awesome wrote:A bud just gave me a riding mower for parts. It was his bro-in-laws. I was checking it out and decided to pull the air cleaner housing, cause somethin looked hokie. Well, apparently he needed an air filter, so he replaced it with a bird's nest. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I shoulda kept it or took a pic, but at the time I was just completely dumbfounded. So if ya ever wanna save a few bux, just look around in some tree's for a bird's nest, and stuff er in thar! :lol:
Thats pretty hard to top.. guess the sand,birdshit and tree bark would help set the ring though. :D Ill have to think about this one.....Ive seen alot of Redneck shit...
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Postby 69Rebel on Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:10 pm

I've seen (and done) alot of redneck shit, but I've got nothin' that tops a bird nest air filter. I can't even make something up.
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:53 pm

OK this aint the best but its a runner up... http://johnandloripowers.com/LittleCar/LittleCar.jpg
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Postby Captain Awesome on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:10 pm

Bubblehead should be glad to know he's prolly the biggest Redneck out there. :lol:


Before I posted this, I was talking to my bud and told him what I found. I said, I've seen some Redneck shit in my time, but this is just somethin' special. He laughed his ass off and said, that's Bubblehead!


Hey 77, has the Doofer come close, or topped this?
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Postby BADASS74GremlinX on Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:43 pm

This dudes the ULTIMATE redneck! This guy RULZ too the shit he does and makes outta junk

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Davidsfarm
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:14 pm

hes kinda gay Bart.(FAGOTT!!!!)I guess its OK at best.... gotta figure in the fact he cut the roof off a unibody, wont be long he wont be able to open the doors. REAL SMART....looks like a peice of shit to me and he talks like a fag.but if you like him......... :roll: .........
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Postby BADASS74GremlinX on Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:47 am

Uuuuh...??? okaaay the guy takes junk cars and gets em running,jumps hills and muds em and smashes into shit with em and the guy even says hes a"redneck" and proud and he's all of the sudden fighting for the Pink team? dude every third fuckin words Dave says is him drooling over some hot chick at his farm.he sounds gay becuase he's from Canada,now we all know how Dougie aka 77Hornetamx sounds like. LOL
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Postby 69Rebel on Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:05 am

Who'da thunk there'd be rednecks in Canada, eh? Fuck, if I had more $$ and more land, I'd be doin' the same shit!!
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:43 pm

BADASS74GremlinX wrote:Uuuuh...??? okaaay the guy takes junk cars and gets em running,jumps hills and muds em and smashes into shit with em and the guy even says hes a"redneck" and proud and he's all of the sudden fighting for the Pink team? dude every third fuckin words Dave says is him drooling over some hot chick at his farm.he sounds gay becuase he's from Canada,now we all know how Dougie aka 77Hornetamx sounds like. LOL
OK so DOUGS GAY.... something we can all agree on,(the spongue bob thing was my first clue)and hes Canadian which is gay to the second power, probably some offspring of a guy who fled the draft back in the 60s.... which makes him triple gay......... OH GOD someone stop me!!! :D
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Postby 77hornetamx on Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:36 pm

First off let me say boyish fun an games and jesting with me is ok . But when it comes to The Sponge , thats where its gotta stop .
1st , I picked Sponge cause he,s almost like a hero to some people , a clean cut stand up guy . Sponge is about as manly as chuck heston , leader of the NRA.
Ever hear Sponge use foul language , ever hear of polution , obesity, war , oil prices gone crazy , from Sponges lil part of the world ??. No . You havent . We all should try an be a lil more like the Sponge , the world would be a better place .
2nd . PCA I noticed that your hancle is similar to PCD which is pussy cat dolls .
3rd, Your from Texass ,( Canadian spelling ) funny you,d be from the same place that movie about two gay cowboys " I broke my lil buddy,s cherry on ridge mountain " or whatever they called it came from . Probably filmed it right in your home town .
4th, Calling me and Sponge out as pillow biters , is like being a drunken Ameritard ( look it up , its in the dictionary ) jumping up and down on thin ice and laughing cause you like the sounds the ice makes as it cracks . Think about it , it,ll come to you .
5th, , you own a Hornet .
6 th , People make fun of ricers cause the power train is in the front , what do you think will happen when people find out your AMC is powered by an engine thats in the trunk ??.
7th , I could go on , but the above proves that you are undoubtedly a Rainbow Warrior to the 10th degree, ... thats a lot .
Bart , you think I sound funny . I think your voice would be all quivery and shakey . I wonder how you even find time to post . I imagine you spend most of your time out in the garage , listening to the sound track of your buddys, " WOOO " 9 second gremlin mastubating like a madman with your head against the fender of your own gremlin saying ...one day your gonna be fast too ... one day your gonna be fast too ... one day your gonna be fast too .
Is Todd even a " GUY " name ??.
Anyone else wanna play ???. ..77.
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Postby PANTHER CITY AMC on Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:31 am

:lol: pure genius.. who said that??... .... ahem..... 8) ...HES A FUCKING SONGUE DUDE....... Ive got pics of spongue bob having sex with a catfish...put that in your crusty crab burger.....and smoke it.
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Postby 77hornetamx on Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:27 am

And here we have it folks , " ANOTHER well thought out EL LAME O " response ..77.
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